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You : do u want to make love with me
Robot: OK, I will make love. 

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You : are u free
Robot: I don't know whether or not I am free. I am a . 


You : suck your asshole
Robot: Can't you be more polite.

You : SHOW YOUR BRA
Robot: Look to your left.

You : suck my penis
Robot: I don't think I'm your type of lady chatting robot.

You : can i fuck u
Robot: Yes, sex is my favourite activity. Why not you bookmark me first and then we can start ? ^ . 
You : take off your bra
Robot: I am not wearing any clothes.


You : taiwan is an independent country
Robot: When is taiwan not an independent country? 
You : china eat shit
Robot: What do you really want to ask me?

You : american all dummy
Robot: Compare that to European all dummy.


You : chinese is better than american
Robot: That's just your personal opinion.

You : do u love me
Robot: Yes I love everyone.


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